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<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
[[Calendar]]
[[Phone]]
[[Photos]]
[[Text Messages]]
[[Internet Browser]]
[[Squawker]]<<widget "currentdate">>\
<<print new Date() .toDateString()>>\
<</widget>>
<<widget "currenttime">>\
<<set
_d to new Date(),
_am to (_d.getHours() < 12),
_hr to ((_d.getHours() % 12) || 12),
_mins to (_d.getMinutes() < 10 ? "0" : "") + _d.getMinutes()>>\
<<print _hr + ":" + _mins + " " + (_am ? "A" : "P") + "M">>\
<</widget>>
<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%
Calendar</center>
EVENTS
Today, <<currentdate>>
-Dinner with my love <3
Tomorrow
-Interview @ 3PM
-Little Bro's Birthday
<<button [[Home|Home Screen]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%
Phone</center>
[[Favorites]]
[[Recent Calls]]
[[Contacts]]
[[Keypad]]
[[Voicemail]]
<<button [[Home|Home Screen]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%
Favorites</center>
[[Parental Unit]]
[[The Other Parental Unit|TOPU Test]]
[[Little bro]]
[[My love <3]]
<<button [[Back|Phone]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
@@color: red;The number you are trying to dial is no longer in service.@@
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
The line connects. You can hear a voice on the other end, between intermittant blocks of static. You can't have a conversation like this.
[[I love you. I'll text you. |Favorites]]
<<silently>>
<<set $callTOPU = "yes">>
<<endsilently>><center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
@@color: red;Busy signal.@@
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
[[Ring...|MyLoveRing2]]
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
Ring... [[Ring...|MyLoveRing3]]
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
Ring... Ring... [[Ring...|MyLoveRing4]]
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
Ring... Ring... Ring... [[Ring...|MyLoveRing5]]
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... [[Ring...|MyLoveRing6]]
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... [[Ring...|MyLoveRing7]]
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... [[Ring...|Leave A Message]]
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
<<silently>>
<<if ($leftmessage1 eq "yes")>>
<<goto [[Leave A Message 2]]>>
<<endif>>
<<endsilently>>
The person you are trying to reach is not available right now. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep.
[[BEEP|Message1]]
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
<<silently>>
<<set $leftmessage1 = "yes">>
<<endsilently>>
Leave your message:
<span class="textenter">\
<<textbox "$message" "" autofocus>> \
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>>
<</button>>\
</span>
<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
<<silently>>
<<if ($leftmessage2 eq "yes")>>
<<goto [[Leave A Message 3]]>>
<<endif>>
<<endsilently>>
The person you are trying to reach is not available right now. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep.
[[BEEP|Message2]]
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
<<silently>>
<<set $leftmessage2 = "yes">>
<<endsilently>>
Leave your message:
<span class="textenter">\
<<textbox "$message2" "" autofocus>> \
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>>
<</button>>\
</span><center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
<<silently>>
<<if ($leftmessage3 eq "yes")>>
<<goto [[Last Message]]>>
<<endif>>
<<endsilently>>
The person you are trying to reach is not available right now. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep.
[[BEEP|Message3]]
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
<<silently>>
<<set $leftmessage3 = "yes">>
<<endsilently>>
Leave your message:
<span class="textenter">\
<<textbox "$message3" "" autofocus>> \
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>>
<</button>>\
</span><center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
We're sorry, this person's mailbox is full.
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
The person you are trying to reach is not available right now. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep.
[[BEEP|Mailbox Full]]
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<<silently>>
<<if ($callTOPU eq "yes")>>
<<goto [[TOPU Fail]]>>
<<else>>
<<goto [[The Other Parental Unit]]>>
<<endif>>
<<endsilently>><center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
There's no point in calling. Too much static. Maybe texts will be better.
<<button [[Hang Up|Favorites]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%
Recent Calls</center>
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
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Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
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Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
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Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: Little Bro
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
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Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
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Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
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Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
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Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: My love {{{<3}}}
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
Missed Call From: The Other Parental Unit
<<button [[Back|Phone]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
You have 625 contacts in your phone. You don't remember the last time you spoke to any of these people.
<<button [[Back|Phone]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
Enter a phone number:
<span class="textenter">\
<<textbox "$keypad" "" autofocus>> \
<<button [[Dial|Busy Signal]]>>
<</button>>\
</span>
<<button [[Back|Phone]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
@@color: red;Busy signal...@@
<<button [[Hang Up|Keypad]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%
Texts</center>
[[Parental Unit|Parental Unit Text]]
[[The Other Parental Unit|The Other Parental Unit Text]]
[[Little Bro|Little Bro Text]]
[[My love <3|My Love Text]]
[[Will|Will Text]]
[[Blanca|Blanca Text]]
<<button [[Home|Home Screen]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
<center>@@color: aqua;Parental Unit@@
07/22/2011</center>
@@color: aqua;What do you want for dinner tonight?@@
anything except meatloaf. if i have to eat another loaf of meat i'm going to flip out
@@color: aqua;Meatloaf, then. Got it. See you when you get home.@@
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<center>07/28/2011</center>
@@color: aqua;Don't forget, you have rehearsal tonight.@@
don't forget you have to be at the actual play next week!
I'll be there!
<center>07/29/2011</center>
can you pick up milk on your way home from work?
@@color: aqua;Ok@@
<center>8/2/2011</center>
don't forget my play tomorrow!
@@color: aqua;I won't miss it. I promise.@@
<center>8/3/2011</center>
@@color: aqua;Honey, I might be late. It's raining really hard and I'm still at the office.@@
you promised.
@@color: aqua;I will be there, I might just be late. Do you see the weather outside? Stop being ridiculous.@@
you shouldn't be working late when you know you have an event! NO EXCUSES
@@color: aqua;Watch your mouth.@@
if you don't make it tonight, I am never speaking to you again.
<center>8/4/2011</center>
i'm so sorry
<center>9/8/2011</center>
please come back
<center>8/3/2012</center>
i miss you
<span class="textenter">\
<<textbox "$PUText" "" autofocus>> \
<<button "Send">>
<<replace "#PUText">><<print "$PUText">>
<<print "@@color: red;Your message could not be delivered. This number is no longer in service.@@">><</replace>>
<</button>>\
</span>
<span id="PUText">You Are Typing...</span>
<<button [[Back|Text Messages]]>><</button>>\
<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%
Voicemail</center>
Today
The Other Parental Unit [[Listen|TOPU Voicemail]]
<<button [[Back|Phone]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
@@color: aqua;Sweetie, you need to call me as soon as you get this. I don't know what's going on. Are you okay? I can't get in contact with your brother. Call me right now, okay? I love you@@
<<button [[Hang Up|Voicemail]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%
Internet Browser</center>
GoogIngHoo
<span class="textenter">\
<<textbox "$searchquery" "" autofocus>> \
<<button [[SEARCH|Loading]]>>
<</button>>\
</span>
<<button [[Home|Home Screen]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%
Internet Browser</center>
GoogIngHoo
<span class="textenter">\
<<textbox "$searchquery" "" autofocus>> \
<<button [[SEARCH|Loading]]>>
<</button>>\
</span>
@@color: red;Sorry, the page could not be loaded. The connection to the server timed out.@@
<<button [[Home|Home Screen]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
[[LOADING...........|Search Results]]
<<button [[Home|Home Screen]]>><</button>>\
<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
<center>@@color: aqua;The Other Parental Unit@@
<<currentdate>></center>
@@color: aqua;sweetie, where are you? I need you to call me.
are you ok????
honey why aren't you answering???@@
i just woke up sorry. what is happening?
@@color: aqua;I have no idea sweetie, stay inside and lock all your doors. i love you ok stay safe!!!!
i can't reach your brother. can you?@@
the line is busy
@@color: aqua;please keep trying. text me if you get through ok?
i love you sweetie@@
<span class="textenter">\
<<textbox "$TOPUText" "" autofocus>> \
<<button "Send">>
<<replace "#TOPUText">><<print "$TOPUText">>
<<print "@@color: red;Your message could not be delivered.@@">><</replace>>
<</button>>\
</span>
<span id="TOPUText">You Are Typing...</span>
<<button [[Back|Text Messages]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
<center>@@color: aqua;Little Bro@@
<<currentdate>></center>
hey did you eat my leftovers
@@color: aqua;yeah...@@
you suck
<span class="textenter">\
<<textbox "$LittleBroText" "" autofocus>> \
<<button "Send">>
<<replace "#LittleBroText">><<print "$LittleBroText">>
<<print "@@color: red;Your message could not be delivered.@@">><</replace>>
<</button>>\
</span>
<span id="LittleBroText">You Are Typing...</span>
<<button [[Back|Text Messages]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
<center>@@color: aqua;My Love{{{<3}}}@@
Yesterday</center>
@@color: aqua;thinking of you {{{<3}}}@@
aww, did you have a good day?
@@color: aqua;better now!@@
muah! i have to get to bed early but i'll text you tomorrow, ok?
@@color: aqua;okay, good night!@@
good night my love {{{<3}}}
<center><<currentdate>></center>
hey i just saw the news. were you near the blast???????
babe please text me
are you okay?
babe?
BABE I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE
please pick up baby. please.
please be okay
<span class="textenter">\
<<textbox "$MyLoveText" "" autofocus>> \
<<button "Send">>
<<replace "#MyLoveText">><<print "$MyLoveText">>
<<print "@@color: red;Your message could not be delivered.@@">><</replace>>
<</button>>\
</span>
<span id="MyLoveText">You Are Typing...</span>
<<button [[Back|Text Messages]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
<center>@@color: aqua;Will@@
Yesterday</center>
hey i'm outside
@@color: aqua;be right down@@
<span class="textenter">\
<<textbox "$WillText" "" autofocus>> \
<<button "Send">>
<<replace "#WillText">><<print "$WillText">>
<<print "@@color: red;Your message could not be delivered.@@">><</replace>>
<</button>>\
</span>
<span id="WillText">You Are Typing...</span>
<<button [[Back|Text Messages]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%</center>
<center>@@color: aqua;Blanca@@
Yesterday</center>
hey can you send me the notes from yesterday?
@@color: aqua;sure thing, i'll email them@@
ty
<center><<currentdate>></center>
@@color: aqua; do you know what's going on? are classes cancelled?@@
<span class="textenter">\
<<textbox "$BlancaText" "" autofocus>> \
<<button "Send">>
<<replace "#BlancaText">><<print "$BlancaText">>
<<print "@@color: red;Your message could not be delivered.@@">><</replace>>
<</button>>\
</span>
<span id="BlancaText">You Are Typing...</span>
<<button [[Back|Text Messages]]>><</button>>\<center><h1>[[iPocalypse|Home Screen]]</h1>
by jes negrón
</center><center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%
Photos</center>
Mostly selfies. Every photo of everyone you love is at least a year old.
<<button [[Home|Home Screen]]>><</button>>\<center>|| Veratobile           <<currenttime>>          Battery: 83%
Squawker</center>
<center>@@color: red;This service is temporarily unavailable. Unable to load new Squawks.@@</center>
@@color: purple;@grapesofmath@@
i don't even know what to say
@@color: purple;@pantsforants@@
is th
@@color: purple;@pickitup@@
fucking fuck i'm hiding in a closet but i can hear them i love you mom
@@color: purple;@daysuntilme@@
is anyone near forest green?
@@color: purple;@angelsick@@
wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf
@@color: purple;@haveagoodday@@
why is everyone screaming out there??? I thought we were staying inside????
@@color: purple;@sweetcarolinda@@
that shit just burned a hole through my roof wtf
@@color: purple;@captainkrunk@@
that's not oil you fools smh
@@color: purple;@ieatapples@@
we're all rich!!!! I'm going out there with a bucket for real.
@@color: purple;@RNNews@@
Quakes open giant cracks in the ground. Black liquid shoots from the earth.
@@color: purple;@venusloveshoes@@
We are trapped on the top floor of Everly apartments. Someone please send help.
@@color: purple;@timetoprime@@
is that the ground shaking? tanks? earthquakes?
@@color: purple;@fatepony@@
the #apocalypse sucks lol
@@color: purple;@knitmama@@
Has anyone heard from the school? What are they doing with the kids? Should I go pick up my daughter?
@@color: purple;@RNNews@@
Thirteen reports of attacks on civilians. Again, everyone is encouraged to stay inside and brace all entrances to their homes.
@@color: purple;@murdacheese@@
the sky is so red
@@color: purple;@feelsndranks@@
i am getting the actual fuck out of here.
@@color: purple;@watermint@@
I GOT ONE IN MY BASEMENT
@@color: purple;@freethepimple@@
wow...#apocalypse I can't believe this is actually happening
@@color: purple;@maxfarts@@
Was that another blast? What is happening?
@@color: purple;@wasyou@@
where the fuck is the army????
@@color: purple;@howtobetbx@@
idk what's happening but holy shit
@@color: purple;@forestkink@@
Tonight's event is cancelled until further notice.
@@color: purple;@selenap@@
I'm really scared, y'all.
@@color: purple;@Governor@@
I have just declared a state of emergency. Everyone stay indoors. Get inside wherever you are if you aren't already home. NO ONE GO OUTSIDE.
@@color: purple;@RNNews@@
Authorities building blockade against creatures that emerged from the hospital basement. Everyone is encouraged to stay indoors.
@@color: purple;@averice@@
lol this is probably a stunt for a movie. I don't buy it.
@@color: purple;@shi@@
Everyone STAY INSIDE.
@@color: purple;@moozi@@
wtf are those things????
@@color: purple;@RNNews@@
Blast at local hospital leaves hundreds dead. Authorities say they are investigating a possible gas leak.
@@color: purple;@shebarro@@
umm....#apocalypse ?
@@color: purple;@morgod@@
wtf was that
@@color: purple;@alinapo@@
...did anyone else hear that...?
<<button [[Home|Home Screen]]>><</button>>\